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THURSDAY JOKES UPDATED EVERY THURSDAYS
1. What is a “Date” in dating psycholinguistics?
Dating is pressure and tension. However a date is but a kind of job interview that could last the whole night if there was chemistry involved. A significant difference between a date and a job interview is that, not many jobs around will offer you the opportunity or chance to end up naked at the end of it.

2. A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are” she said. He is so drunk he will not recognize you are in bed with me.”
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed without a clue, but a few minutes later through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. There should only be four feet on this bed. What is going on? This is exactly what he turned and asked his wife. The wife replied, “None sense, you are so drunk that you miscounted. Get off from bed and try counting again, you can see better from over there”
The husband climbed down from the bed again and counted “one.two, three, four. You are right babe you know I miscounted, and then climbed back until 11am the next day.

3. A drunk staggered into a Catholic Church and ended up in the confessional room. After a few minutes the priest said “what do you need my son”? The drunk replied. Is there any paper on your side?

4. “That wife of mine is a liar,” confided a husband to his best friend. “But how do you know that”? Well she did not return home last night and when I asked her where she’d been, she said, she’d spent the night with her sister Lucy. So I just kept quiet because I spent the night with her sister Lucy.