PICK UP LINES-TUTORIALS
DATING JOKES AND PICKUP LINES-TUTORIALS
HERE ARE YOUR PICK-UP LINES THAT CAN BE USED AT ANYTIME TO CREATE HUMOR AND OR IGNITE HER GOOD SIDE. “YOUR PICK-UP LINES ARE TO BE USED ONCE AT THE BEGINNING AND WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT MOVING.NOT MORE THAN TWICE IF YOU MAY SOUND LIKE A "W.....DO.IT’S PURPOSE IS TO LET YOU SEE, LEARN HOW TO COME ABOUT YOUR OWN PICK UP LINES.REMEMBER IF SHE IS NOT LAUGHING THEN YOU ARE JUST A "NIMBVCXER555WRERDFD....................."BLOW THEIR MINDS WITH IT BUDDY.HERE WE GO;
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let’s pick it up right here.
Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show my mum what I want for Christmas!
Damn...your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
That’s a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
Baby, you’re sexier than socks on a rooster.
Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.
You had better phone the fire fighters in advance, cause when you’re done with me, we’ll be on fire!
Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Hi, who’s your friend?
Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I’m checking you out.
Drop an ice cube and say ‘Now that we’ve broken the ice, my name is...’
Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Are those astronaut pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you’re the only 10 I see here!
What’s your sign?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?
You know what your remind me of? [What?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [Why?] Because you’re magically delicious!
I can read palms. {Write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
So long as we’re in the theater.... why don’t we get some play?
If you were ice cream and I was hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.
You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? “Is it really your birthday?” No, but, how about a kiss anyway?
I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
If you were a wedgie, I’d pick you!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
Are your parents retarded? ‘cuz DANG your special!
Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
You are like a glass of milk... you do the body well.
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you’re too young to be here without an adult.
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