What are pickup lines and are they worth it?Advice

PICK UP LINES ARE RUBBISH IF YOU CAN'T USED THEM PROPERLY.
Pick up lines are simply humor crafted jokes.They are meant to pull out that unique smile from a girl's face.Lines are good when with someone already acquainted with.Instead of trying to use loads of pickup lines on a new bird by the site of the road,the best thing is to sound normal,funny and cocky while maintaining direct face contact and focus on building a friendship and not sex by being interesting and being capable to maintain your gal laughing.

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DATING GAME.GET INTO THE GAME

THE DATING GAME - TUTORIAL ONLY

And a subtle approach:

YOU; Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.

HER; What?

YOU;(reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP.

(If she laughs, she’s yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.)

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Follow these instructions:

1: Make sure that you are in the front of the person you’re trying to attract.

2: Put your hands in a vertical plane and separate your hands to the proper distance you want to get across.

3: Look at the person of your affections and with an eye-to-ear grin; shake your head up and down as to reply that you’re this big!

Whatever you do, don’t ever cut that silky hair of yours!

There’s the old classic from the movie “Fletch” (to girl in towel):

Excuse me, could I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

She: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, article of clothing)?

He: I like nothing better.

Hi, A voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I want to bear all your children. (To a woman)

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

That’s a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt.

Did you know that the word ‘motel’ spelled backwards means ‘letom’?

Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

Let’s take a shower together, you smell.

You smell wet. Let’s party.

May I end this sentence with a proposition?

I’ve got an itch, honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.

If I were 007BOND, would you screw me?

I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!

If you want me, don’t shake me, or wake me, just take me.

Want to see my stamp collection?

Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it isn’t floppy.

Don’t you know me from somewhere?

Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew..

At the dinner table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, “Wanna roll?”

Hey guy, have I fucked you yet?

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!

I’d give you a piece of my mind, but I’ve got more of something else.

Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (Sure to get responses)

Funny you should mention that, I was a gynaecologist once.

Cold outside, isn’t it? (Staring at breasts)

Actually, ma’am, ah’m not as tall as you think. Ah’m from Taixus, and ah’m sittin’ on mah wallet.

Hey! Ya wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’

I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?

I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.

DATING TUTORIALS WITH EXAMPLES

"HOW TO....AND WHAT CAN I SAY TO A WO...."TUTORIALS

My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.

Hey guy, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

It’s always good for you to see me again.

The best pickup line I have ever heard and I have to admit it got my attention was when I was out dancing one night and a girl came up to me and said:

Hey! I like your shoes! Do you like mine??

It worked and we are still friends today.

He: Have you ever had one of those fantasies where Greek gods feed you these little pickles?

She: No.

He: Well, I’ll have to show you what one is like, but it will be only one Greek god (point to yourself, then look down at your crotch) and I won’t be feeding you little pickles.

Well, the worst pickup line I have ever heard (it was said to me) was: I hate you...are you here with your friends?

I looked up the word “beautiful” in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.

Didn’t I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

On the same note, one of my favourites (that I’ve never had the guts to try) is to walk up to a girl, put your hands on her shoulders, and say, “I’d like to get something straight between us.” And then look at your (you know)...

Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.

Wanna Dance?

No!

Wanna Drink?

No!

Wanna Fuck?

Yes (pause) but not with you

So, do you wanna see something really swell?

That girl/guy I’m with, oh, she’s/he’s just my sister/brother.

One of the worst pickup lines ever (most probably will get you slapped):

I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?

Another line that doesn’t work:

Gee, you don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.

Do you take it up the bum? (This also does not work and can be painful)

Is that a double-ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?

Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

He: Have you got a little Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc in you?

She: Uh...no....

He: Well, do you want some?

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

Can I please be your slave tonight?

You should be someone’s wife.

I have a single.

Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

You know, you’re very easy on the eyes.

Or (for the braver males)

You know, you’re very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.

Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you’d mind if I fantasize about you?

Hi, do you know why you should masturbate with these two fingers? (Holding up any two)

Obvious reply: No, why?

Because, they’re mine.

I had a friend give a card that had on the front:

1 2 3 4

Pick a number and then on the back of the card read it: Sex maniacs always pick 3 you wouldn’t believe how many women pick 3. It was a great card.

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

What can I do to make you sleep with me?

Or (for a lighter touch)

What can I do to make you mine?

Pardon me miss, but I couldn’t help noticing that you have cum in your hair.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Would you like to dance, or should I go fuck myself again?

When’s our wedding date?

Hey baby, let’s go make some babies.

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Excuse me pretty girl, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honour?

Or

Hey there guy, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars?

She (sheepishly): Yes.

He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents?

She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am?

He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are; we’re just haggling over the price.

You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.

Miss, if you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

If you spot a girl waiting in a restaurant/theatre/club for someone, go up to her and say...

If he doesn’t show up, I’ll be right over here.

I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Walk over to a table occupied by ladies, whip out your willy and say:

Hey Charlie, see anyone here you recognize?

I require a tissue sample. May I sever a little used portion of your body? (Brandish forceps)

Hey, wanna see my R2D2 impersonation? (Think about it...)

Hey baby...infect me!

Hey baby...can you suck the chrome off a bumper?

Hey baby...can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Hey baby...can you suck start a Harley?

I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.

Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way. When she arrives

Say, “I knew if I fingered you long enough, you would come.”

Or

“Do you always come when someone fingers you?”

Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.

I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting...Pause and say; Let’s meet sometime...

God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.

Would you like someone to mix with your drink?

The front reads:

No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Will you marry me and have my children? (Unfortunate side effects: beware!)

If you ever want to see your children again, you’ll do what I want.

You’re hitchhiking across the Mojave Desert? Alone?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

I’m really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

It’s absolutely pure Bolivian. And I don’t give it away.

Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn’t make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home, what a pretty dress.

You know, I’d really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

Would you like to be in movies?

Excuse me; do you live around here often?

Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Would you like to see a baby picture of me?

(Shows the girl the picture of a baby better endowed that most men.)

Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what’s one more??

Hey babe, did you know I’m on the Harvard Mailing List?

What’s your sign?

DATING PICKUP LINES-TURORIALS

DATING PICK UP LINES TUTORIALS

I recently came across an interesting statistic:

Men who were successful when they used the pickup line “Hi”: 71%

Women who were successful when they used the pickup line “Hi”: 100%

He: I’m a really good cook!

She: What do you cook best?

He: Breakfast in bed! (Grins)

What do you like for breakfast?

Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Or

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.

Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?

What’s your sign?

The best part of me is covered up.

(If wearing swim trunks, a bikini, or a skimpy outfit)

Overheard in our computer lab:

Just because your computers are incompatible, does not mean we are.

YOU; is your daddy a thief?

HER; No.

YOU; Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on the shoulder, and then touches himself (all this while she is watching him) and says:

How about you and I get out of these wet clothes?

It worked for him... :)

While we are on the subject of pickup lines, how about bad pickup lines? The absolutely worst pickup line I have heard is:

I’m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Then again, I fell for it (she seemed like such a nice girl).

Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.

Hey guy, but I DO think it is time we met.

She: I really enjoyed myself tonight.

He: I enjoyed myself too. Maybe sometime we can let our bodies enjoy each other.

That dress would look awfully/ nice on my bedroom floor.

Or

That miniskirt would look great crumpled up at the end of my bed.

Or

That is a cute outfit. It would be even cuter wrinkled on my bedroom floor.

Or

I think that shirt would look great on the carpet beside my bed.

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

Drop ‘em.

Hey guy. Do you wanna fuck or should I apologize?

Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

Help, I am lost. Which way is it to your house?

Or

Hi, I’m new in town. Which way is it to your house?

Why don’t you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:

Smile if you want to sleep with me

Then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...

On the other hand, he had cards that said:.

Here I am, madly in love with you, on the verge of killing myself for your love

And I don’t even know your NAME__________ PHONE________

Hi, my name’s Ron, how do you like me so far?

At the office copy machine:

“Reproducing, eh? Can I help?”

There is an aura about you that’s hidden and I want to bring that aura out.

She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?

He: Do you have the energy?

What is your favourite position on extramarital sex?

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY?

Say mother! Want another? (If she has children)

Bond. James Bond.

Gosh, you’re pretty/handsome!!!

Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance; I will loosen her clothes.

Take a chance on me.

Your place or mine?

Your face or mine?

This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Do you want to come back to my place and pet my dog/cat?

You have the ass of a great artist.

A friend of mine who walked up to a young lady in a club and simply asked, “Are you ready to go home now?” She smiled a bit, stood up, and they left together.If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold IT against me?

When asked for a match:

How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?

I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynaecologists.

I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

Wanna play carnival? That’s where you sit on my face and I try to guess your Weight.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

I’d look good on you.

I would kill or die to make love to you.

I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

Hi! Can I buy you a car?

Oh, I’m doing fine! And you?

(While looking at someone and waiting for them to say anything)

Aren’t we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?

Hi, I just moved to this city and was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant here. Would you also like to join me?

Fancy a fuck?

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

PICK UP LINES-TUTORIALS

DATING JOKES AND PICKUP LINES-TUTORIALS

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Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let’s pick it up right here.

Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show my mum what I want for Christmas!

Damn...your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?

You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.

That’s a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?

Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?

Baby, you’re sexier than socks on a rooster.

Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!

You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.

You had better phone the fire fighters in advance, cause when you’re done with me, we’ll be on fire!

Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

Hi, who’s your friend?

Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I’m checking you out.

Drop an ice cube and say ‘Now that we’ve broken the ice, my name is...’

Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

Are those astronaut pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!

Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!

Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you’re the only 10 I see here!

What’s your sign?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?

You know what your remind me of? [What?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [Why?] Because you’re magically delicious!

I can read palms. {Write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!

So long as we’re in the theater.... why don’t we get some play?

If you were ice cream and I was hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.

You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? “Is it really your birthday?” No, but, how about a kiss anyway?

I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!

If you were a wedgie, I’d pick you!

Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?

Are your parents retarded? ‘cuz DANG your special!

Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.

Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.

Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.

You are like a glass of milk... you do the body well.

Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!

Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you’re too young to be here without an adult.

You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

Want to get some air? You took my breath away!

How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don’t know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ………………

Just go and do it the simple way but "put the bullets in your head"

"NO MAN NO CRY" SEE 'EM THERE

Many men still cannot figure out how to approach and start up a conversation that will lead to another stage. Sometimes I seem not to be happy when I come across men that are jerks. As easy as I am saying, stop a woman and ask her about the following; directives, nightclubs, the best pub around, shopping centres, female perspectives, resemblance, or simply to find out which shop she got shoe, skirt, trouser, shirt, hat, cap, diamonds, jewellery etc. Note, to talk find out about her dressing, you are required to touch it and feel the context of the material. This tells any woman that you are very confident with women and that you do care about dressing and fashion. Do not worry about making your conversation sound natural. Simply make your self and your conversation more interesting and get her attention. Avoid trying to act like a weirdo, like you want sneak in through your curiosity, this is not a good mode. Make her to start to laugh with you. The only way to do it is to go out there and start doing it until you master and see for your self what is happening in the field. No woman will come knocking at your door to make you her boyfriend if she has not seen a means to break your back, and have her diamonds, and then date a “bad boy”.

When talking to a woman, forget about sex and organise your subconscious mind towards making friends and getting to know each other and having a nice company. Think of Some one that will be there for you at all the time rather than getting laid on a single session. Think about how lively it could be if the two of you were having a cup of coffee and having some interesting conversation or on a bite as time goes by. When you talk about these topics with women, they pick it up immediately and start to act accordingly. Believe me, women consider men they will like to get physical with in two categories. You have a “long term” relationship and a “short term”. Short term is being referred to as something like a “sex toy”. It is you instead that decides how you would like a woman to categorise because she decides depending on how you make feel when in your net. However, if you happened to get laid so soon, then you can always decide which direction you want the relation to take. Okay, lets look at a simple way to start up a conversation with any woman you will fancy to meet again.

YOU: Hey, is that a real diamond you are wearing or replica?

HER: Yes, and then smiles back at you.

YOU: Let me have look at its design?

HER: Of course

YOU: Hold the hand that wears the diamond, stare at the diamonds, look into her palms as, then look up at her face and smile while still holding her hand and tell her your name.

HER: What are you smiling at? You think, it is fake? I bought it £289 or whatever and blah blah blah.

YOU: That’s right, I just wandered after having realised some thing so special and maybe exotic about you and your diamonds and then “pause” for a while, while smiling.

HER: Really! ohhhhhhhhhhhh, what is it?

YOU: Well, you have got an exotic smile on your face that represents diamonds and I am quite sure, there is something so very unique and original about your looks and hairstyle. And you also have a special side that people seem not to know. I know I am right because I am a magician.

HER:jejejejejejjeje You are so wonderful and too sweet babe.Nice to meet you.

YOU: However, my pleasure you. I have got to go do something very important and hopefully it will be fun to meet you some other time when I am free. I am really late and conclude with bye, move three steps turn back and ask her: Are you on orange,T-mobile or vodafone or 3G etc?

HER: On T-mobile

YOU: say! That sounds cool, then remove your dairy and pen or paper and pen and hand it to her quietly like confirming to be with T-mobile is confirmation to give her number to you. This works like magic and when she starts to write, then instruct her again to confirm her name in writing as well. When she is finished, promise to call her and be on the move without waste of time.

OR

YOU: Hey, we are going out for a drink later, what are you doing? Join us and be my special guest and I will treat you like my bratty little sister.

HER: Hmmmm, I do not know, what are your plans?

YOU: My plans? Well, I have to stop by the jeweller to take size fitness test for my Diamond rings. They want to make sure it is a fit and that it is exactly what I wanted before they can permanently mount the diamonds. After that, I will be having a chat on phone from the queen of diamonds (posh) to advice on the “loo” affair. When I finish, then I will be kind of free for a drink.

HER:I don’t know yet but where will you be hanging out; I had plans to go out and get pissed with my friends and have fun. One never knows, we could end up in town or whatever, but I give you no assurance of a specific place but assurances of fun and wonderful time together is guaranteed. However, text me and let me know where to catch you guys (If you meet her and her mates, fine and fair enough. Take another direction. Let us assume that you have finally found them hanging like baths and having fun over a drink, this is how to go about;).

YOU: Pick up your glass of wine or pint and walk over to them and say; what, are you girls shy or something or you are strangers?(ice-breaker)

THEY: No, why?

YOU: Because I have been sitting over there with my mates for about 45minutes and winking at you girls and you could not afford to come over and say hi to me. Then pause for three seconds and pose this question to your target;

YOU: you know what they say about chicks that wear this, right? (While pointing to her, chain ring, earring, gown or whatever your targeted strategy.)After a pause then say; women who wear this kind of jewellery cannot afford the real thing. So you use your dog’s chain as your neck jewellery.(pretending like you said you were right),dammit, I hate it when I am dam right. Have all the rich girls been driven home or what? (Then start to pretend like you are walking away and wait for what will happen, very amazing and stunning. Expect her to grab you but if she doesn’t, then that’s her schizophrenia.

YOU: Oh what a cute ring? Is it real gold or diamonds? Let me have a look! When she shows her fingers to you hold and start to talk cockily about her, having soft hands. Then say, anywhere, jewellery has made some people to shine. Say it in a jokish and funny way. Make sure your whole body including hands and head are on motion like tilting your head from one corner to the other and your hands playing HIP-HOP-like rapping. If you say all these, she and her friends will crack up.

HER: jejejejejejejejejjejejejeje, you are so sweet and funny.

YOU: Yeah, I am funny and sweet; all the ladies want a piece ,just like a piece of chicken. Look, look at you getting hot and being happy. Ahahahahahha. Stop treating me like I am some sort of a sex object or something kinda worth tearing like a piece of chicken. But I cannot dispute the fact you look sweet and a challenge too but i can't let just put my back to the ground like that babe.............

Being at the top of game and highlights

HOW TO MAKE YOUR MOVES

Let us look at a simple way of approach to get her involved in a discussion with you and also agree to meet again. Remember, it is better if not best to talk to women that you are able to read their body expressions if it is going to take time before you can do away with that bad habit of scaring to talk to very beautiful women. If you are that shy; I will never advice you to use the Internet. You would need to build up self-confidence and be able to meet any woman and talk to her, before you can be able to enjoy the services of dating on the Internet. Nevertheless, the Internet remains a safe place for dating, you have enough time to decide, think before you write and after which you will still edit the whole thing before you send. You have the choice of who to contact online as many have online pictures. If you start talking and things seem not to be what you want, switch to next person. There are a lot of women desperate out there for someone serious and honest. And they will not just go for anything because they are desperately looking for Mr. Right.

One of the best places to get a cool date is the nightclub in another town or city. To be successful, you need to be a dancer. Dance the way you feel and forget about the others.

Walk up to a group of ladies where you have identified a target for the night. Say, “Hi, can I you ask you ladies a question? Probably they will say, yes like they had been waiting for you. Then, ask them this question in a funny character and cocky way; did you girls come here to dance, have fun or to pick up? Wear a serious face as you are asking the question. Some will say to dance, others to pick and some will simply ask you why are interested in their personal lives. Here you have many opportunities to choose from, provided you play your game very well. Remember, every woman that talks to you could date you possibly. You are never obliged to respond to any questions you are being asked by a woman. If the question sounds too hard or embarrassing for you, you can turn it up this way. Hey baby, it is long time since I left school and never been to court as well. Then say, I think you can dance well more than ask questions. Obviously she will say “yes”. Take this yes to mean, “yes” to dance with you and ask her hand quietly to take her to the dance floor or simply say, okay, let me see how sexy and confident you are and if true that you can dance very well, then I will make you my friend. Start dancing towards the dance floor and expect her to follow and she will follow. Make sure that as she gets into “lively up” with you, the next level is to take it physical and to do so is by touching and caressing. When you begin to dance, stop out of sudden and hold her with two hands and tell her to stop. Whisper, Telling her, she is not dancing properly, and then show by example while she watches how you would like to see her dance. Tell her to put her hand on your shoulder and her right hand round your waist. Believe me, she will do anything that you want, then place your right hands on her bum and one on her back, the one on her bum is to start to caress her bum and transit your message right into her bottom As you are dancing, send your hand and stroke her hair from time to time, hold her in a way, her boobs will be rubbing on your chest from time to time. This is called “two person in one person”. Now you have taken it physical, big time, buddy, I promise. Yeah, start telling her that she smells good, like the lilies of the spring water. Do not bother if your penis is too hungry in the course of dancing and consequently cannot be quiet. Without waste of time, whisper again to her to close her eyes, so you can have a good look at her angelic eyelashes. When she does, surprise her and start to kiss her neck and look at what will happen. It is wonderful because you could be guaranteed that you are going to get “laid” that same night and maybe more nights, if you play your game successfully to the end. You have neither talk about love but simply behaving with your body and building her mind, great time. You have transformed her feelings into a different world of fiery stars and imagination of how soon to get into heaven especially if she has a “good surgical weapon” and best of all, knows how to operate within your bedchambers, big time. Make sure your body language is saying, “you are having fun and enjoying being with her”. “If she happens, to make a mistake, to accuse you, by talking about your erected penis. Immediately turn it round and start to accuse her instead for being too fast by going sexual and thinking about sex and while you are not interested so quick, damn. despite the fact, your penis has given approval of her. Let her know you have always controlled it and that you do not just give in so fast, never. What you are doing here is building up her mind that you are always in control of the game. You are not needy or desperate or clingy as the others. This leads to great curiosity. This is a great way to tease a woman that you really fancy and it works like charm. And if you want to take home, simply say; I think you must be tired and ready for the bed now. Let us go. If she says where, simple say wherever and pause. Of course you are not scared of getting laid at her place or otherwise. However at some point it is likely very true that a woman you are talking will start to talk about sex if you are actually keeping up with the game simply by making her laugh as much as no longer can take. At this point, tease her by asking why she is talking about sex? Tell her if she starts talking about sex so soon, you just gonna rap your tail and get lost. Accuse her of trying to implant sex on your mind psychologically. Tell her, you are scared women that talk like that just wanna jump into someone pants, have their enjoyment and be off. Finish by affirming to her that, after all, you are aware she gets the greatest amount of satisfaction than the man does during sex. This is mystery I promise, as you say these words, she is feeling and becoming hotter and hotter and greedy especially when you include the following words in your sentences and phrases in addition to the above; SO TIGHT, HARDER, HOLD-UP, PUSH-IN, ENJOY, SEXY. There is absolutely no doubt that when you behave clingy and ass-leaking, women tend to run away but if you behave like you are not yet interested until you have known each other very well to become reliable friends, they will instead be the ones behaving clingy and you can always accuse them about subjects. Attractive women will always bring up a sex topic to see how comfortable you are with it. So it is a form of trick to see if you will become nervous, intimidated or insecure.

What are women really looking for in men?Tutorial

QUALITIES OF A GUY WORTH A DATE

Women want a particular character in a man as I have always mentioned. Women want humour, honesty and a man that recognises their beauty and sweetness all the time but not in an “asshole” monotonous way. A man that knows what she is thinking before she ever says it. Ahhahahah, I know this sounds a bit weird and magical. Yes, that is what it means; women want you to be magical, to be different and funny, to be there with them all the time and of course, that is what she wants.

I want us to take time now and look at what I often do when in a nightclub or pub, when I notice a woman I will like to meet sometime or just to get to know her. I will wait to see her walk to the counter for a drink, then I will follow and make sure I find my way in front of her. Then, I will turn to her and say something like, excuse me baby, and she will say “yes”, then I will say, ”please I would be happy if you stop touching my ass with your soft touchy hands” .I say this while gazing differently into her eyes and lips but with a funny face. I have to be careful not to send a different image that will signify aggression and harassment. Remember that you need to read a woman’s body language and make consistent eye-to-eye contact before you approach. If she say’s sorry; I did not know that I was touching you or your ass, in an insecure way, I will then respond to something like “And your hands were even wet while talking my buttocks” she; “oh please, I am really sorry/but what you on about in an insecure manner”? Me, “ok, but I will not mind, if you take me off; this wet trousers and touchy my ass the more since you have already shown interest in it”. She and her friends will crack up seriously. However, if they respond with something like “huh touchy ass, touchy ass, it means she/they are aware that I am a joker maybe looking to approach, so this is accepting my personality. I will then respond with something like; well I do not like being touchy, touchy with a woman I do not know yet because it turns to go very far at times, anyway you look sweet wearing that hair, cloth, shoe, etc though, hey step closer please we can get it going. Remember, you have to keep it going, as situations are changing, tease them or her almost on all everything that she/they does. Maintain the same character and do not turn into an asshole after a short time. Tease as much as possible and make sweet compliments. Let her or them know, you are enjoying the company and they will start to feel free to talk more and even carry it physical. Still, keep up the character and play the hard to get instead.

If I am in a bar, I will do crazy things that many men will never have thought of, even when they are drunk. We all like to have fun with beautiful women. The trick here is that, if a woman is not interested in you, she will not afford the time and effort to be wasting with you. It is very psychological and women automatically feel and read your mind whenever you are about to approach them. The truth is, we humans can only talk to people we find interesting or beneficial in one way or the other. However, sometimes when I meet a woman that is “cold” instead of “cool”, I will simply just walk away and start to look at what is forward or ahead of me, (The wisdom is saint Paul says; the on thing I do is to forget what is behind me and do my best to reach what’s ahead). This is how it works.

When in a bar, it is good to be with friends who will give you company. If alone, when you find a lady you fancy, try to flirt with her using body signals, if she responds back, walk to the counter and buy or order a bottle of good wine or jack Daniels, collect two glasses and walk straight over to her say; Hey, I know women always like being flattered and treated with care, especially one that looks like you. Then, hand one of the glasses to her quietly without asking her opinion. Then say, you would appreciate to see her drink from your glass of wisdom, a unique opportunity of splendour and a great spirit of glamour, fun, happiness and everything in effect to make my day. Thank you. You will see how surprise she is to hear such sweet and strong words. But in her mind, she is always saying, “is he really serious or playing games to jump into my pants and be off”. Nevertheless, she is going to say something like, “ohhh, thank you, you are too sweet and she might give you a kiss or a hit on the back. If she makes an attempt to kiss you, bend down like you are going to eat her lips and stop on the way very close to her lip and say, I cannot believe this, while shaking your head and she will surely ask you this question, “what is wrong, what is it”. Tell her, no kissing so early, then take her hand and give it a kiss. That you might like to kiss her only when you know and are sure, that, it is right and ripe to do so. Of course, you know what you want and you know the way their minds work. It is better to know if she will freak in future or not before the precious gift of kiss. Say to her, kissing means a lot than sex to you, however you could teach her if you were in a sex school. That, many times you prefer to have cuddles, kisses, snuggling and romantic times than fornication. Let her know that, you prefer cuddles, kisses and snuggling and romantic times because you have enough time to know each other very well, you are not desperate or in a rush. She is automatically stunned, drunk and in complexity. Expect the next question from her that is going to be, “where are you from? This is your simple answer, well, we will need to drive or take a cap to reach your place, then, look at the time on your wrist watch or mobile phone and say, you have gotta go for an appointment somewhere or that you are going back to your friends. Remember, a sizzling smile will accomplish your game. Smile and tell her it was really nice talking to her. Then turn and move three steps and no more, turn back and say, hey s……, let me ask you one thing, then say, “do you use the computer,”? When she says “yes” then you say; and the Internet and has an email? When she says yes, just remove your pen and diary and hand it to her and ask her to write down her email, so you can contact her at your spare time and you can both talk about each others place or whatever that pup-up, she will take it and start to write, when she is writing, be very watchful so that, when she reaches this section of her email address,” @” then you say and your number and name as well. What has happened here is that, you have behaved like, accepting to use the Internet and computer automatically gives you the right to her contact. If she happens to say, what do you want my contacts for? Tell her you know at times it very hard to reach people and deliver your message perfectly without interruption while on the phone, but with email, she will surely read and digest your message very well at her own time and privacy. Smile and say, catch you soon at my spare time. This is to let her know that, you are a man that manages times consciously, and at times you need your own space. Tell her, you wish she could wear something so sexy next time when you next meet like; the scent of deodorant she is wearing, dress, shoes, hair etc she is wearing. Women like to be noticed and appreciated. If she starts to ask another question, just say bye, please keep it for next time, I must answer that very same question when we next meet. Remind me when we meet if I forget. Keep in mind that as you keep saying these words, you are moving at the same time.

WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE IS? BUILDING HER SUBCONSCIOUS MIND TOWARDS MEETING HER AGAIN FOR A NICE CHAT N FUN OR SIMPLY FOR SEX, IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT AND TO SHOW THAT YOU ARE VERY DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHER 9,000,000 ASSHOLES.YOU HAVE ACTED VERY DIFFERENTLY WITHOUT BEING CLINGY.IS ATTRACTION A CHOICE BUDDY?