Jokish pick up lines for familiar faces

FRIDAY'S JOKISH PICK-UP LINES

JOKES FOR EVERYONE
FRIDAY JOKES UPDATED EVERY FRIDAY
PICK-UP LINES FOR GOOD FRIDAY-MEN.
The word of the day is” legs”. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
What a great outfit you got babe, but I tell you what, it will look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
If you have lost your virginity darling, please can I have the box it came in?
Do your legs hurt you for running through my dreams the whole night?
Do I know you from somewhere else or is it just that you got your dressing on?
I like every muscles in your body especially mine
Babe I am conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples
I want to melt in your mouth and not your hands
There must be something wrong about my eyes cos I can’t take ‘em off you
I am an organ donor and have one that you might need
I can sense and tell that you are a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little
If I said, you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me
I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me
I have lost my phone number, can I have yours
Smile. It is the second thing best you can do with your lips
Babe, would you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want.
Are you religious because I am the answer to your prayers
How about you come sit over my laps and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops-up.
I am choking and I need mouth to mouth
Do you have a map, I just got lost in your eyes
Please excuse me. I am lost, where is the way to your house
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I got touched by an angel
Hey, did you do some Arithmetic in school cos I want you to join me in solving some sums? We’ll add you and me together, then subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply
Do you know I am big brother? I have been watching you
is it hot in here or is it just you
Hey, I am sorry, I am an artist and it is my job to stare a women
I was sitting here holding my drink when I found out I had rather been holding but you
I’ll love to be a bar soap in your bathroom
If I could rearrange the alphabets, I will U and I together