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Friday, March 30, 2007

Jokish pick up lines for familiar faces


The word of the day is” legs”. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
What a great outfit you got babe, but I tell you what, it will look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
If you have lost your virginity darling, please can I have the box it came in?
Do your legs hurt you for running through my dreams the whole night?
Do I know you from somewhere else or is it just that you got your dressing on?
I like every muscles in your body especially mine
Babe I am conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples
I want to melt in your mouth and not your hands
There must be something wrong about my eyes cos I can’t take ‘em off you
I am an organ donor and have one that you might need
I can sense and tell that you are a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little
If I said, you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me
I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me
I have lost my phone number, can I have yours
Smile. It is the second thing best you can do with your lips
Babe, would you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want.
Are you religious because I am the answer to your prayers
How about you come sit over my laps and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops-up.
I am choking and I need mouth to mouth
Do you have a map, I just got lost in your eyes
Please excuse me. I am lost, where is the way to your house
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I got touched by an angel
Hey, did you do some Arithmetic in school cos I want you to join me in solving some sums? We’ll add you and me together, then subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply
Do you know I am big brother? I have been watching you
is it hot in here or is it just you
Hey, I am sorry, I am an artist and it is my job to stare a women
I was sitting here holding my drink when I found out I had rather been holding but you
I’ll love to be a bar soap in your bathroom
If I could rearrange the alphabets, I will U and I together

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