What is blackman good for?Big Dick

TUESDAY JOKES

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Tuesday’s JOKES UPDATED EVERY TUESDAY.
Well horse racing had become famous for centuries. Mr. Bush said to his wife, won’t it be better if we’d gone to watch horse racing and chill out. So they left and as they approached the site, the wife saw a horse in a fence with a note saying the horses mated 25times season and this season 35times.
She said to her husband, “Dear do you not see that this horse enjoyed his sexual life more than we did” Last year we had sex only 12times and this year we have only gone 10times but you kept complaining of getting tired. The husband said nothing in response.
They then approached the second horse and silent and the horse is said to have mated 50times last tear and 90times this year. Mrs. Bush screamed and said, “Honey, look! Animals know they will die soon and having great sex. What about us” Now you start to treat me like Friday meat. When we just started 4oyrs ago, our breakfast before getting up from bed never failed a day but now I doubt if I know the taste of that morning breakfast anymore, it remains a past dream but Mr. Bush stay mute.
As the approached the last one by the entrance of the gate to the stakes, Mrs. Bush screamed and said “Honey look at this one, it mated 365times last year and 400times this year. Last year this horse enjoyed the forbidden fruit almost everyday and that’s why the horse looks so healthy, then not to talk of this year yet we are like man and his sister. What is really the problem Honey?
This time now Mr. Bush turned to his wife and said “I bet you think I am stupid, now you ask those horses if they have been mating only with one or the same female”. However man cannot live on bread and cheese because they love it, he added. I have always enjoyed a balanced meal from when I was 16 until I meet you. Benedicta, Rose, Yvonne, Bradley, all cooked different meals for me at different times until when you took me out from 16.